World Cup Limericks

Here are a selection of the World Cup Limericks the children in class 4 wrote for their homework last week. Kallista's was judged to be the winning entry. Read them for yourself and choose your favourite.

We all watched England on TV
And thought Wayne Rooney was the key.

The door was locked

Our fans were shocked

We turned it off and ate our tea!

by

Kallista Lawson-Tovey

The future of England was looking so bright

It all went wrong when they got on the flight

We all hope it's not over yet

As long as some balls go in the back of the net

If England don't win it just won't be right.

by

Charlie Wynne

There is a football team called England

Who think they can win the World Cup

The play so poor and never score

The best thing the can do is pack up!!

by

Ben Mitchell

There was once a great team called Spain

They left their opponents in shame

They had a great line up

Scored goals until times up

You can't get Spain's glory to tame!!

by

Charles Pears

There once was a man called Capello

Who was really quite an odd fellow

He was in a dream

When he chose his team
"Sub off Heskey!"

You could hear us all bellow.

by

George Watson